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About cruisepuppy7452a

50/D/F, who is a college grad, former associate producer/marketing agent for an indy film co. I have also worked as a caterer/chef. Currently in the process of writing 2 books, one humor and the other is a cookbook. What makes me tick is fighting for the little guy. Nothing makes my more angry than a bully who attacks the elderly, disabled, poor, middle class or unemployed. Some question my sanity or motives. I am totally sane, and my motives are pure. I do what is right, I give back and try to help make this world a better place for all. Ted Kennedy once called my ideas crazy and that was when I knew I was on the right track. Apparently he only did so to those whom he respected. As payback to him and his family I will continue to fight for the little guy, until someone tells me a sheep has replaced me. Only then, as I respect sheep, they are good people. My blog is to discuss issues, question everything and get people asking questions and thinking outside of the box. I am a defender of the people, thier rights and civil liberties and will continue the good fight until nobody is seen as bad, evil, perverse, or other. Its the same bus, there is no first class, . Its your choice. Back to the sheep. Like the sheep in my novel, I am laid back, easy going, have a sense of humor and am easily entertained. Some expect the ususal nonsense. Read the blog and it becomes apparent who I am. I do hope to one day run for political office. I have seen what ego does, how power and money corrupt, and religion can cause harm

Sheep Take on The Holidays…..

I know, its that time of the year again. We can tell as puppy is once again having to do the two step to grab his produce before the masses get to it. Did that come out wrong, too much pro … Continue reading

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Bertha Takes on Chanel Ad…..

We sheep feel ripped off. Did the French ask if we sheep ever created such ads prior to the one with Brad Pitt? Have they seen the one with Bertha doing her best Sharon Stone impersonation, wearing nothing more than … Continue reading

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Sheep Still Waiting for Akins Response…..

Sheep have no intention of getting behind a man who refuses to halt using the bible to justify the theft of a woman’s reproductive health care. Nobody has a right to dictate how a rape victim handles the aftermath. That … Continue reading

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Sheep Prepare Underground Newspaper…..

Don’t blame us, your narrow minded, conservative, right wing organization forced us to do this. Yes, we sheep are going to launch and underground news paper. We fully plan to expose those with produce issues, omelet issues, who is playing … Continue reading

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Once again Sheep ask Todd Akin…..

This is directly aimed at one person, the one, the only, the non backer of sheep and women everywhere…..Todd Akin…. His stand not to apologize to rape victims or their families has led sheep to  these conclusions. One, he supports … Continue reading

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Sheep Try to help the Trangendered Find a Lable….

Sheep were reading that the transgendered are looking for a better term to define themselves. While there is nothing wrong with their original label, we think something with a bit of Pro Secco is in order. Bertha, whom you already know … Continue reading

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Sheep Want a Word with Romney……

Ahem, sheep want to have a word with Mr. Romney. It appears we must have struck a nerve about his offshore holdings and now he is out to censor us. Nobody censors a sheep. If the Louboutains fit, you cannot … Continue reading

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Sheep Found Hiding Produce in Cayman Islands……

You knew we would go here. Henrietta has been on the path of a well known sheep whom we suspect has been hiding produce in the Cayman Islands. Puppy thinks he is a copycat sheep, as he was seen travelling … Continue reading

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Sheep Fight Heat Wave ….

It’s Hot! Bertha has been trying to stay cool. No matter how she tries, she still looks like she sat in a schvitz. Her wigs are molting, eyelashes starting to go straight, implants deflating and let’s not go near the tushy. … Continue reading

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Sheep Discuss Obama Care…..

Bertha is snarfing over the passing of Obama Care. She is unhappy that now she will have to pay fines if she chooses not to pay into this plan. This means she must forgo her usual implant revamping, no more … Continue reading

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