Don’t blame us, your narrow minded, conservative, right wing organization forced us to do this. Yes, we sheep are going to launch and underground news paper. We fully plan to expose those with produce issues, omelet issues, who is playing footsie with the lobbyists, and who is on payroll of corporations. But that is only the beginning.
Puppy plans to plant produce in places that forces the user to either get caught swiping, using, or in a heavy throw of passion. Hey, this isn’t mean, its politics. Henrietta will be on Holiday in the Cayman’s, watching for anyone who makes a deposit in Hell. Humans cannot obtain such data, but nobody said a sheep was off limits.
Bertha will be at the caucuses, in full regalia. The woman has no morals, ethics or other when it comes to the fine art of seduction, and fully plans to use her ta ta’s to get unsuspecting politicos to spill all. She plans to woo them, play footsie, make them sweat, tease them, and swat them as needed. She knows a good spanking can get a sheep far in the espionage industry.
Will there be hyperventilation? We suspect so. Will there be out and out rebuttals? Oh hell yes. Will there be photos? Only puppy knows. Will there be heavy breathing? Bertha has indicated no man can refuse her, so yes.
What you won’t see are phony segments on ca ca issues. You won’t find Kim K. defending her tushy, or Brittany throwing change at toll bridges. We plan on interviewing those who dare to go bare. We will offer the public a chance to weigh in, and the debates will be public.
Humans, you have been asking for this, waiting for this, and now, we are mean, we have teeth, and are not going to back down. The gloves are off and the wait is over. Let the produce fly.