Sheep Prepare Underground Newspaper…..

Don’t blame us, your narrow minded, conservative, right wing organization forced us to do this. Yes, we sheep are going to launch and underground news paper. We fully plan to expose those with produce issues, omelet issues, who is playing footsie with the lobbyists, and who is on payroll of corporations. But that is only the beginning.

Puppy plans to plant produce in places that forces the user to either get caught swiping, using, or in a heavy throw of passion. Hey, this isn’t mean, its politics. Henrietta will be on Holiday in the Cayman’s, watching for anyone who makes a deposit in Hell. Humans cannot obtain such data, but nobody said a sheep was off limits.

Bertha will be at the caucuses, in full regalia. The woman has no morals, ethics or other when it comes to the fine art of seduction, and fully plans to use her ta ta’s to get unsuspecting politicos to spill all. She plans to woo them, play footsie, make them sweat, tease them, and swat them as needed. She knows a good spanking can get a sheep far in the espionage industry.

Will there be hyperventilation? We suspect so. Will there be out and out rebuttals? Oh hell yes. Will there be photos? Only puppy knows. Will there be heavy breathing? Bertha has indicated no man can refuse her, so yes.

What you won’t see are phony segments on ca ca issues. You won’t find Kim K. defending her tushy, or Brittany throwing change at toll bridges. We plan on interviewing those who dare to go bare. We will offer the public a chance to weigh in, and the debates will be public.

Humans, you have been asking for this, waiting for this, and now, we are mean, we have teeth, and are not going to back down. The gloves are off and the wait is over. Let the produce fly.    

About cruisepuppy7452a

50/D/F, who is a college grad, former associate producer/marketing agent for an indy film co. I have also worked as a caterer/chef. Currently in the process of writing 2 books, one humor and the other is a cookbook. What makes me tick is fighting for the little guy. Nothing makes my more angry than a bully who attacks the elderly, disabled, poor, middle class or unemployed. Some question my sanity or motives. I am totally sane, and my motives are pure. I do what is right, I give back and try to help make this world a better place for all. Ted Kennedy once called my ideas crazy and that was when I knew I was on the right track. Apparently he only did so to those whom he respected. As payback to him and his family I will continue to fight for the little guy, until someone tells me a sheep has replaced me. Only then, as I respect sheep, they are good people. My blog is to discuss issues, question everything and get people asking questions and thinking outside of the box. I am a defender of the people, thier rights and civil liberties and will continue the good fight until nobody is seen as bad, evil, perverse, or other. Its the same bus, there is no first class, . Its your choice. Back to the sheep. Like the sheep in my novel, I am laid back, easy going, have a sense of humor and am easily entertained. Some expect the ususal nonsense. Read the blog and it becomes apparent who I am. I do hope to one day run for political office. I have seen what ego does, how power and money corrupt, and religion can cause harm
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