Sheep Support The Following

By now you have figured out we have a love hate thing going on with humans. But not all humans are on our target list, just those who cant take the stick out. For the record, we support the following groups. Take Note, the dog is waving the American flag as Henrietta and Bertha march to “The World’s Gone Grazy, Let’s Misbehave.” Thought I was going to say something else, didn’t ya?

Sheep support gays, any kind, shape, color, race. We love gays. Have you been to a gay wedding? They put your divas to shame. I sometimes have to wonder if women are really women, as gay men just have a much better idea for color schemes, patterns, design. Come out of the closet ladies, if you were half as good at interior design as men, we would not be having this conversation.

There is the occasional hissy fit, screaming, and mothers in law who cannot handle the idea their son married someone better at design. They are the exception to the rule.  My question is why are they so maligned?

It is a matter of genetics that makes a person who they are. Nobody wakes up one morning and says, I am gay. Certain groups, just cannot get beyond that fact, and insist it must be due to perversion. Look who is talking? A group of people named after a sexual situation nobody hopes to find themselves in, and they are talking perversion? They insist it’s the tea, but we sheep know better.

For the record, sheep are not gay. This sheep isn’t gay, not that there is anything wrong with that. We refuse to get on that bandwagon that wants gays to suffer. They have a right to life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, civil unions, rights just as the other humans have. They are people, we are sheep. For the record, we sheep have those same rights as well. Yet this group of fanatics insists, this cannot be. WHY?

What have they done to you to hate them so? Is it the way they dress, because this sheep cannot find a thing wrong with their attire. I looked, not a thing out-of-place. The wrapper of a person is only the outside, you must not judge what you see based on that. If we did that, nobody would be safe. This is what I mean about humans having issues. Sheep look beyond that wrapper, genetics, race, creed, and about the only thing we take issue with is someone trying to pass off a bad knock off.

I know, humans cannot take the smooching in public, ahem, so now PDA is also perversion? Tell your senators  who are diddling the maid, No more PDA. Gay couples for the most part do not take mistresses, a few do but call it a threesome. Again,  it’s rare due to the cat fights that ensue. But you constipated people who have this anger against them? OY GAVALT.

They asked that I do not attempt this piece as I might get retribution. No fears here, I am use to the stares, name calling. I can take it. Let’s just say this is one group of sheep who won’t refuse them in any job, place, home, apartment, school (they do raise kids), nowhere. They are here, they are queer, and they are here to stay. Fabulous.

Now, other things sheep support are: free speech, net neutrality, anyone who is black, white, green, or Chartreuse. Love you people. Religion, when left in the church, wonderful, added into politics? Its just wrong.

What gets a sheep hot under the chiffon? Any group that insists on threatening others who are not Lilly white we have no time for. They won’t get us to vote for them. Did they know Lilly white clashes with any designer attire? Terrible, it looks like you forgot to tan. Seriously, that mocha color with white is an unbeatable combination, ditto for anything latin, or other. Lilly white is just plain vanilla, great for ice cream, not so good for people. You need that little bit of spice to add that touch of heat.

If we didn’t have the right to speak out on this, we would be going mad. Nothing is worse than to see a mad sheep. Bertha and the dog agree. What, can’t the tea baggers take a bit of criticism, or the GOP? Anyone who cannot allow others to speak their minds are just constipated.  They need to Eat some roughage and let it go already. Do they have something to hide? Are they really wanting a mass rant by all? If that happens Bertha will take em out and let them fly. We warned you. 

We refuse support fanatics, that includes dogs, cats, rogue sheep, or anyone who lets a bible, or other blind them. We already know about that beast from Alaska, but the others who follow her or allow her antics to go on or participate? No. In this life you must be open-minded to any and everything. It’s the difference between being really alive or dead. Dead people do not have a lot of fun, they may assume they do, but so long as they refuse to accept others, or their ideas, laws, rights or civil liberties? DEAD.

Very few dogs belong to this category, though we know the more affluent types do, and cats, well, what can we say? The dog insists they have omelet issues. The affluent, not the cats, though a few snuck in. But its the group who just have this anal glaucoma as to how others must be that drives this sheep nuts. There is medicine for that.

So what can this sheep say but BAAAAA? The dog said one day he will explain the omelet thing in another blog, so for now, use your imagination.

About cruisepuppy7452a

50/D/F, who is a college grad, former associate producer/marketing agent for an indy film co. I have also worked as a caterer/chef. Currently in the process of writing 2 books, one humor and the other is a cookbook. What makes me tick is fighting for the little guy. Nothing makes my more angry than a bully who attacks the elderly, disabled, poor, middle class or unemployed. Some question my sanity or motives. I am totally sane, and my motives are pure. I do what is right, I give back and try to help make this world a better place for all. Ted Kennedy once called my ideas crazy and that was when I knew I was on the right track. Apparently he only did so to those whom he respected. As payback to him and his family I will continue to fight for the little guy, until someone tells me a sheep has replaced me. Only then, as I respect sheep, they are good people. My blog is to discuss issues, question everything and get people asking questions and thinking outside of the box. I am a defender of the people, thier rights and civil liberties and will continue the good fight until nobody is seen as bad, evil, perverse, or other. Its the same bus, there is no first class, . Its your choice. Back to the sheep. Like the sheep in my novel, I am laid back, easy going, have a sense of humor and am easily entertained. Some expect the ususal nonsense. Read the blog and it becomes apparent who I am. I do hope to one day run for political office. I have seen what ego does, how power and money corrupt, and religion can cause harm
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One Response to Sheep Support The Following

  1. Jeanine Molloff says:

    VERY FUNNY! But, what did that poor sheep ever do to you? Just kidding.
    Jen

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