What is it with you humans? Floatation devices for your mistresses, girlfriends, wives, botox, boob jobs and face lifts are not medical emergencies. Well for a sheep they are acutally, they got us out of the farm. Yes we know senators have to have access, diamonds don’t cut it anymore. I digress. I have seen humans who seriously need help if you know what I mean, but they are resigned to using cheap, over the counter stuff that frankly doesn’t cut it. Bad humor. Sometimes a girl just needs a good healthcare plan to pay for the good stuff.
Bertha informed me she tried to get health insurance the other day, was denied not because she was a sheep, or that she had a sex change. That they would cover, but it was due to weight gain, gas she had from eating bad Chinese. Is there good Chinese? Henrietta was denied due to snarl she couldn’t get rid of from years back. Snarl isn’t a pre existing condition. Elmer was the topper, he and the chihuahua got the worst of it. No Healthcare due to fleas. The bleach bottle I could see, or the vacuum, (don’t snicker, I know how you men are). They went in for a good spaying to be told sorry, no insurance. All they got was a box of kleenex and a clapper, something about keeping it in their fur. I have no idea. But humans, I can’t imagine not getting to go into a doctor’s office, demanding care and getting told, you have the clap. OOps, got that wrong. Then being escorted out with no care, no clap.
You have options, I heard stories. Our trip to Washington was very enlightening. We saw things nobody should see, heard conversations with politicos behind closed doors. They were laughing, celebrating, throwing darts at photos of humans. That beast who likes to shoot birds? He was the worst. He scared me. I had to close my eyes, no sheep should have to hear such horror stories. It became evident to me who was behind the demise of humans, Your very own people in office. They would be good candidates for neutering and spaying. You could get them all in a pen, freeze their assets, go after the others, you know that BP company, Dirty Water, Bertha informed it it’s called Black Water. This war you have? End it, Nobody gets a good waxing from oil. That came out wrong. Everyone is getting a good waxing from oil. By the time you put all of them in the pen, take their funds, you could pay for things like happy pills, operations to repair that clogged colon, boob jobs, straightening crossed eyes. Though it’s too late for we sheep. You get whacked, there is no fixing that one. The horror. But I digress. Healthcare, I am a firm believer.
How you ask can you get this? Oy, must a sheep explain it all to you? Sheep get pissed and we hold bitch sessions. Bertha gets drunk and lets em fly. I heard in foreign countries they hold loud sessions with yelling and cussing. For us, that is a night on the town. The more you demand, they can only do two things to you, spay and neuter, or put you in a cage. Either way you end up with crossed eyes. Humans have no moxy, they need to learn how to speak up. Sheep, we have an excuse, we are sheep doc. But you have the ability to get rid of people. I heard stories. Buckshot isn’t just for friends. You can send them to the farm, to jail, but you have to be able to look at yourself in the morning. Sheep can do that, it’s not in us to cheat people.
What could you do with single payer? The options are endless. Botox, good teeth, getting that knee repaired, did I mention the operations? If a sheep can get a sex change, with single payer a human can go well beyond that. Its doable. You put in leaders who will raise your wages, create jobs here in the USA that create more jobs, pay for that Botox, and not feel that speed bump they call a pothole. Yes, I mean taxes. But it won’t be a pot hole, it will be one of those smooth bumps you barely feel, kind of like cellulite. You know it’s there, but forget about it. The end product is success.
Who says a sheep doesn’t know politics? BAAAAAAAA.