You have heard people show the peace sign. No Gertrude, not that one. Now its our turn to teach the public something they can really use. You already knew we were shit kickers, but this time, the fate of humans is even more at risk than ever. You must start to demand answers, ignore the noise and raise your middle paw. I know, some of you don’t have one, but humor an old sheep will you?
Puppy taught us when you have to send your very best to the very worst of humans, raise your middle paw to them. If all of us did this, imagine how politicians would respond. No longer could they get by with pat answers to silence the masses. The message would be clear. Humans no longer want to hear bullshit, they want the truth. They deserve the hard facts and have a right to question everyone and every living thing.
Bertha loves the middle paw. Not only has she used this in traffic, but she has used this to get tables, fend off lotharios who are hellbent on catching her naked. It is much better than giving a full moon, that is so passe, though the dog disagrees. There is a time and place for a full moon. But, no puns intended here, those who have learned the power of the middle paw, know….the paw is mightier than the word.
Henrietta hates that word. So crass and bitter on the tongue. But the paw, has power. Men have used the middle paw for decades. Not that middle paw, get your minds out of the gutter. In baseball, the paw has been used to argue unfair plays and calls made by umps. Celebs have long known the power of the middle paw, despite FCC regulations that charge them with crimes and fines. We tell are raising our middle hoof in defiance.
I used this phrase the other day on someone and it took them a while to get what I was saying. If we sent the candidates a photo of all of us giving the middle paw to them in unison, they would be forced to either quit, or make serious change. One middle paw is not enough, there has to be millions, en masse, in every corner of the universe. It is not a dem thing, not a republican thing, it is a human thing. Tea baggers may not see the value of this, however, once they see there is power in numbers, there is no stopping sheep.
If someone comes to you attacking you for your proclivities, instead of swearing, wave produce, tell them to go have a romp with carrots, and by all means raise that middle paw. If someone cuts you off in traffic, don’t have a stroke, far too damaging to the health, instead, without fanfare, quietly raise your middle paw in defiance. yes, even women can do it. If it makes you feel better to get a manicure prior, by all means do so. Bertha not only gets a manicure, she gets a wax, manni/pedi combo, she also gets her tushy inflated, implants refreshed and her upper lip done. Men, if the mood moves you, go for that nose job, get out the weed wacker and go to town.
The dog is getting very hot and pacing. Bertha is starting to snarf. Henrietta is getting out her PC and is ramping up to do her exposee. The power of the middle paw is great. It is more powerful than that set of neuterals, stronger than that cup of espresso, gives you the idea you could pee on a fire hydrant standing up. Puppy, that was too much information there doggy. He is giving me the middle paw in disgust.
We cannot be sheep, well some of us can be. Humans have to stand up and be seen and heard. No more mrs. nice sheep. No more suzy cream cheese females instead of bra burning, paw bearing dames. But it is not just about anger. The middle paw is about taking control, taking a stand, and refusing to be stepped on, pushed aside, ignored or harmed. It is telling people you will not be silenced or go away without a fight. It tells your opponent, you not only will fight smart, you will fight fair. Great, now Bertha is mooning us. Hun, I think you missed the point.
. If just one politician chose to use the middle paw instead of name calling, of course some would say he is behaving childishly, but those are the people who are uninformed. They are the ones who get left behind. In a debate time is short, so instead of shaking one’s head, or whatever, the middle paw would tell your opponent exactly how you feel without saying a word. The dog says it is not allowed in debates. To that I give the middle hoof.
Use it folks, it is liberating. Not enough paws going up. Now, guys,we don’t mean you are to go shwing, that is not the same. Save that for someone else. Bertha says it is for the boudoire, we agree. In fact, she says guys have to be careful, as some of you get so turned on in the heat of anger, you cannot help yourselves. Sock puppets are great for this. Have at it.
Nobody can silence your voice but you. You have the power to say NO, demand answers and riase that middle paw.