Sheep Tackle Influx of Immigrants….

We get it, we too were immigrants and have no right to rag on anyone. The difference is this, we escaped threesomes with perverse farmers to avoid becoming owned by them. We had to immigrate into the US with papers of course, to avoid getting passed like the pooh pooh platter at Mr. Wong’s. We knew it would mean we would have to change our appearance, learn to wear human clothing, get implants, waxed, pierced, fake lashes, use Nair on our noses, and hope our hemorrhoids didn’t show.

Bertha seems to have fared the best, as she has learned to walk quite well on high heels despite her bow legs and constant need for Nair. Implants have been another story as she has several explode on impact. We did not need that kind of information. Bertha had to have a nose job, get her overbite fixed so she can wear lipstick. Without it, she looked like a monkey. We digress.

The point is this, when we came into the US, we came with a purpose, and to escape the horrors of the slave trades. We seriously doubt the current influx had to endure the nagging, whining and snoring of those who used us for their entertainment. Do you have any idea what it is like to have to listen to a whiny male who complains about his every worry in life? Bertha had to bite him on his toucas just to shut him up. Again, too much information.

Now we see nothing but slanty, shifty eyed folks milling about, who cannot speak English to save their life. Sheep do speak your language and are able to hold jobs, without the annoyment of customers on our call lines. if you order socks, you get socks, not sex. If you ask for refunds, you get a refund, not chow fung. If you want sex, Bertha can arrange something and Puppy can send over produce. But not if you did not order it in the first place. We pay for health care, worry about your issues, try to keep you all out of trouble, despite your constant need to find it where it may be.

We are willing to donate cats to the cause, but not dogs. Sorry, dogs are off limits. Cats? Hmmm, with the exception of a rare few, you just cannot trust them. When was the last time a dog was seen spotted leaving a dirty litter box? Enough said. Hey, it takes two to tango and it is up to both cat and owner. They have that look in their eyes that tell you if you do not feed them, they will cook you and eat you in your sleep. Cats, not immigrants.  Then again, fact is stranger than fiction.

Sheep do not need to be educated, we have been spying on you all for so long, we know you better than you know yourselves. Illegals, not so much. It did not take expensive spy equipment to do the job. We are animals and can blend in without so much as anyone suspecting us. We know you tax payers are tired of footing the bill for illegal kids who are here as their parents snuck in. Sheep again are able to train our young so you taxpayers get a free ride. That came out wrong, but you get the idea. Bertha is snarfing. nobody gets a free ride with her. Again, that came out wrong, she is not a hooker. She makes you work for it, oops, too far? Dirty minds think alike.

But hey, we do not cheat people, try to pass off fake money, steal your jobs, or heal tcare. Illegals need to be stopped with INS. Bertha can show INS what is what and how to spot an illegal a mile away. For one, they are not wearing knock offs. This tells us they have either hooked up with innocent males, or are running one hell of a salon.

We have to ask you all, if you cannot afford to feed your own people, pay for  , homes, education, why let them in? Are you using them for votes? You naughty boys. If they cannot speak, they should not get to vote. Forget driving, they drive like maniacs. Sheep are bad enough on the road without more crazies taking over the highways. I was hit by one, and the only English they knew was I sue, I sue. I said, no, the name is Hyacinthe. We do not know a Sue. Even the judge looked at this guy with disgust and said life was too short.

We have to ask, who is letting this happen? Are there not enough challenges for you humans to face without more getting let in? Who is smoking the wacky weed to let this happen on the job? Your own people cannot afford to send their kids to college and they are getting free rides. Bertha is snarfing. We know all about the crying game and fields. We get it, it was a bad scene.

But if you humans cannot manage your own, you surely cannot  more. Send them packing and let the French deal with them. Can you see it now? Bertha is laughing. Humans we get it, you lost it all and lose more to this. You need sheep to fix it, or them.

About cruisepuppy7452a

50/D/F, who is a college grad, former associate producer/marketing agent for an indy film co. I have also worked as a caterer/chef. Currently in the process of writing 2 books, one humor and the other is a cookbook. What makes me tick is fighting for the little guy. Nothing makes my more angry than a bully who attacks the elderly, disabled, poor, middle class or unemployed. Some question my sanity or motives. I am totally sane, and my motives are pure. I do what is right, I give back and try to help make this world a better place for all. Ted Kennedy once called my ideas crazy and that was when I knew I was on the right track. Apparently he only did so to those whom he respected. As payback to him and his family I will continue to fight for the little guy, until someone tells me a sheep has replaced me. Only then, as I respect sheep, they are good people. My blog is to discuss issues, question everything and get people asking questions and thinking outside of the box. I am a defender of the people, thier rights and civil liberties and will continue the good fight until nobody is seen as bad, evil, perverse, or other. Its the same bus, there is no first class, . Its your choice. Back to the sheep. Like the sheep in my novel, I am laid back, easy going, have a sense of humor and am easily entertained. Some expect the ususal nonsense. Read the blog and it becomes apparent who I am. I do hope to one day run for political office. I have seen what ego does, how power and money corrupt, and religion can cause harm
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