“Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble, when you re perfect in every way…” Sheep could not refuse folks. We think old Mitt is in need of a bit of a reality check. Word to Mitt, if you are trying to make friends and influence people? Do not alienate them. We observed this man in action, and as open minded as Bertha and puppy are? No way could they ever support a guy like this for President or Produce manager.
Last seen at Dave and Buster’s in St. Louis, Puppy made these observations…..Mitt wanted Afro Americans to be blocked from view at an OPEN event for all. Disgusting. He went further, by trying to ban already paying patrons to vacate the premises so his filthy rich, Lilly white, backers could attend his swastika rally. Thankfully, the powers at be at the restaurant told him to snarf off. So, instead of warmly welcoming the public, who happened to be Hispanic, Pakistani, Afro American, Jewish, Italian, Chinese, middle class, and normal? The man put up black drapes to block his and their view of one another.
Bertha likes drapes, she likes to pull them to allow others in. She feels there is a sense of the unattainable when you draw them and slowly reveal the contents behind. That came out wrong, but you get the idea. Mitt could learn from Bertha. If he bothered to learn the subtle art of seduction, perhaps he could woo the public. Nah, he is too uptight for that. Puppy, yes, we agree, he needs to have a good romp with carrots.
When one is out to make friends and influence people, you do not go around denying them equal rights, civil rights, liberties, wages, health care, force outsourcing on the public. That is just wrong. You do not insult women, or be condescending towards them. Your holier than thou attitude needs to come down a few pegs. Does this guy hear himself when he speaks? We think he is too busy hearing the voices in his head telling him to support dangerous agendas and to hell with what women need.
We know he listens to Michelle Bachman, and the other baggers which could be why the public is turning on him. There is medication to rid himself of those voices in his head. We hear Brittney has a script for that too. Sorry girl, but the man could use some of your meds. Bertha would not give this guy the time of day.
Bertha, you have a type, what is it? She is filing her nails and chewing gum while waxing her legs. Sitting in a come hither pose, she is giving us a naughty wink and pointing to whips and chains. Um, Bertha, that was not what we had in mind. She is giving the middle hoof. No dear, we want to know if you would have a go with Mitt? Uh oh, the woman is now in full snarf mode. Hair ball? No? Oh, we get it, you think he is too much of a snob to take out. Yeah, we can see it. He is all talk and no do. Gotta have the do. His corporate britches are too tight. We know the type.
He has bad hair too. You have to have good hair.Will someone tell him he needs to lay off the Grecian formula? That isn’t hair dye? Really, you could have fooled us. Bot ox? That might explain a lot too. You get too much or pulled too tight and it affects the brain. Obama has good hair. Puppy wants to run through it with turnips. More than we needed to know puppy. But we think Mitt just needs to lose the mean vibe.
It does not hurt to be kind. Take the stick out and you will see just how nice it feels to be kind to people. Listen to those who are not making mega bucks to see what they need. Middle class is not a dirty word. We do not have fleas. Bertha you got fleas from the politico? Well the old cliche holds true, run with dogs, you pick up fleas. You were running with dogs? Bertha says no. He was running with dogs. Those baggers will give ya fleas every time.
Oy, if the guy would just sit in a shwitz once in a while, let his hair down, eat a belly bomber, we might see a nicer, kinder, guy. Bertha is snarfing. No amount of Senna will help him. He went corporate and won’t go back. We have heard of people like that. Usually though its people who never tried anything else. Jeff Dun-ham went Peanut and he never went back. Bertha went middle class, she likes em all.
If he wants to appeal to anyone, much less women, he better start listening to sheep. Bertha could take him around the world, show him how the other half lives. He goes Bertha, he will never go back.