Sheep are pissed, the dog is pissed, Bertha is raving mad, Henrietta is raging mad. Why? Religious groups cannot stay out of our bedrooms, doctors’ offices or closets. Nobody has a right to invade our turf period. Sheep, like humans are protected by the bill of rights that allows for life, liberty and the per suit of happiness. No book, bible, religious group or affiliate has a right to undermine the bill of rights.
Puppy is not about to give up his produce to make a few insane people happy. Not going to happen. If he needs a good romp with carrots, or squash, he is going for it. Hey, he is like anyone else, if he needs to have a go with produce, so be it. Nowhere in the constitution does it say he may not do so.The man could have a go with melons, cucumbers, pineapple not so much, it causes rashes. Taking away his omelet pans would be like taking away a fire hydrant, you just do not go there.
Bertha is angry as she tried to go to her doc the other day to get birth control. Due to religious interference, the doc said NO. Ahem, in what planet does it say a sheep may not obtain birth control? What was the point of getting us fixed, putting us through crossed eyes, if we cannot also obtain a pill that allows us to be who we are? This has nothing to do with sheep wanting to become floozies. It has nothing to do with blocking us from riding a pole. That came out wrong, but you get the idea. She became some in sensed when the doc told her “NO.”, she bit him right in the toucas. She then took her pills and left in a snarf. No doc, or for that matter anyone else dare tell this sheep NO.
Henrietta went to obtain insurance and the first question they asked her was if she slept around? Pardon me, what the hell does that have to do with covering us? Second question was if she was gay? For the record, none of us are gay, but we do support gays. Oh, the day they messed with Hen was their undoing. This broad is not someone who just drinks the koolaide to make anyone happy. She follows the rules of law, the constitution that allows for life, liberty and the persuit of happiness. No bible of any kind supercedes that bill. Regardless of the fundy group that wants to put gays in an electric fence and fry them.
Puppy thinks that guy needs a romp with Bubba. Carrots just won’t do it. Groups that try to undermine the rights and civil liberties of others give us a rash. They make us mad. Would they like Bertha to pull out her black book of names to expose who was using donations for that chiffon number? Dude, the high heels don’t go with tourqoise.
People forget, Bertha snuck into both the White House and the Vatican.She has seen things many of us have not. The guy who likes to take people duck hunting is not out of the picture. Romney better realize that sport could be his undoing. As for the Vatican, do we have to remind people some of those guys, or gays, sport swasticas? It is not to get into gay bars. Zeig Heil takes on a whole new meaning. We know where you put that money, and how you use shell companies to launder it. You dirty boys.
But we digress. Nobody has a right to enter our domain without our permission. Humans are getting treated like chattel as they assume if a church says it is so, it has to be. No dears, it not only does no have to be, it isn’t. We can only assume some of those people were bread in the back woods, hav e no idea what the constitution says, or means. It has to be a case of wham, bam, thank you mam, yank em out and force feed them lies. As for the ones who like to drown you? The water boarding has to end. No wonder people come out of that faith messed up. They are held under water so thier brains stop functioning. Scary.
But getting back to our channel, do they really think by telling us a book says so we must obey? If we do not listen to Kark Lagerfeld, do you really think we sheep will listen to a group of religious wing nuts? I don’t think so. If Bertha wants birth control, she is going to get it, besides it helps a lot more than a case of oops. If Henrietta wants to swing from chandeliers and have pals, so be it. Nobody is going to dicate who she sees. This is not the dark ages.
I know they all think we are just a case of loose moose on the loose. Well, maybe Bertha. No, we are sheep, and nobody tells a sheep what to do. Not on this planet, lifetime, nada. Even head Honcho thinks it has gone too far. He is getting fed up with all of the bickering, telling people how to behave. Do you really want him to pay you a visit? I can see it now, you will be in the throws of passion, or corruption and wham!, you asked for it, right in the toucas. Or, he might just send you where they send sheep to be fixed. When you start to see people walking around with crossed eyes? All we can say is ……
You were Warned.