Sheep Tackle The Patriot Act…….

OK busters, you asked for it. Sheep are not fools and we know good and well, anyone who is seen as a loud mouth like MOI, is the least bit different, ethnic, poor, unemployed, not Lilly white, or Fundy Christian can be sent to jail without due process. Bertha read the patriot act and found many discrepancies that the public was not informed of. What you ask could these be?

Number one, apparently, those of us who refuse to be obedient little fools, drink the Kool aide,and  behave, can be seen as potential terror suspects. Worse, if this is determined, without actual fact to support it, or due process, humans are screwed. We know a few humans who have the guts like we do to speak out and question the status quo. We say Bravo Cindy Sheehan, Jeanine Molloff, Chris Mathews, and Greg Pallast, George Clooney, and anyone else who dares to question our Government and its politics. Bertha is giving her best air kisses and winking at those names.  

Now they have new excuses to bypass the terror excuse and use debt to jail, silence, and exterminate the masses. Puppy is giving his best middle paw to this and Henrietta is mooning anyone who approaches her. We sheep find this abhorrent that the poor, middle class, elderly ill, sick or disabled will be the first to go, then the not so Lilly white, ethnic, fat, short, brunette, and red heads next. Our question is this, when will they come for sheep next?

Let’s face it, we are not normal looking, refuse to behave, or be silenced, dare to moon, and flaunt them. Puppy is into produce, so does this mean he too will be seen as evil or just a perv? Those with omelet issues, will they too be seen as terrorists, or will they escape and be sent to cook for the senate elite? Will this become another Auschwitz and they gas those who cannot pay their bills? Will we have to say zeig heil to the leaders of this country and sport swastikas? Look, they already have us assigned numbers calling them your social security numbers to track you. They spy on web sites you visit, what items you purchase, tv shows and music you listen to.

Bertha has indicated the SS never left, it just got a new name. Will they arrest those of us who want to wear chiffon in the daytime? Or who refuses to get implants, go blond and wear fake blue contact lenses? If we refuse to become air head fun-dies, will we be gassed first? No, this is not the nice, cutesy blog you thought you would find.

This is because the abuse is so vile, so beyond the pale, it has left us sheep ready to tackle and bite anyone in the clapper who allows this to happen. Already Bertha is sharpening her hooves and hyper inflating her implants to impale anyone who assumes he will fool or woo her. Puppy is amassing a collection of home grown carrots, squash, bananas, melons, and anything else he can muster, to use to lure unsuspecting politicos to an omelet issue they won’t forget. It just starts with the prosciutto and goes from there. Before they know it they will be ringing up produce their banks cannot pay. They will be forced to cry MOTHER to get a new fix.

Sheep are prepared to fight back. The dog says he will not give anyone a fix who has abused the public or sheep. They can go through the DT’s and beg, but the answer will still be “NO.” Bertha said if they come for her, she is prepared to pull out all the stops. If she has to blind them with her boobs, so be it. If Henrietta has to moon the arresting officers, she is prepared to get tushy implants and waxed just for the occasion. We are not going down without a fight.

When all of us are in prisons, and we are sitting side by side with those who put us there, we are prepared to stage full on sheep rebellion. We are ready to ostracize anyone who allowed it to happen, their families, friends, relatives. They will feel the sting of their actions against humans and sheep.

Terrorists? No, we are sheep on a mission. We don’t need weapons of mass destruction to get our points across, nor violence to harm others. Bertha is not as sure about that. She has been in her share of bar room brawls and is prepared to use teeth. We are prepared to flaunt them, moon them and leave them all with omelet issues.

Patriots would defend us, and join us in our sheep rebellion. Feds, are you listening?  

About cruisepuppy7452a

50/D/F, who is a college grad, former associate producer/marketing agent for an indy film co. I have also worked as a caterer/chef. Currently in the process of writing 2 books, one humor and the other is a cookbook. What makes me tick is fighting for the little guy. Nothing makes my more angry than a bully who attacks the elderly, disabled, poor, middle class or unemployed. Some question my sanity or motives. I am totally sane, and my motives are pure. I do what is right, I give back and try to help make this world a better place for all. Ted Kennedy once called my ideas crazy and that was when I knew I was on the right track. Apparently he only did so to those whom he respected. As payback to him and his family I will continue to fight for the little guy, until someone tells me a sheep has replaced me. Only then, as I respect sheep, they are good people. My blog is to discuss issues, question everything and get people asking questions and thinking outside of the box. I am a defender of the people, thier rights and civil liberties and will continue the good fight until nobody is seen as bad, evil, perverse, or other. Its the same bus, there is no first class, . Its your choice. Back to the sheep. Like the sheep in my novel, I am laid back, easy going, have a sense of humor and am easily entertained. Some expect the ususal nonsense. Read the blog and it becomes apparent who I am. I do hope to one day run for political office. I have seen what ego does, how power and money corrupt, and religion can cause harm
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