Sheep’s Top Ten Reasons Not to own a Gun….

The Top Ten Reasons Not to own a Gun:

10)  Do you really want to have to explain how Grandma ended up with 4 holes instead of 2?

9) Do you really want to find out if your chances in jail are better than the rodent’s in a gay bath house?

8) How will you explain to your sex partner how “it” flew off?

7) Do you really want your mother to pistol whip your behind if she catches you with it?

6) People will assume you must be related to Bubba.

5) You might confuse that with a squash if you are drunk.

4) Blowing one’s privates off is not covered by insurance.

3) Dick Cheney owns a gun, likes bird hunting, need we say more?.

2) The dog is not prepared to make omelets if you screw up.

1) Bertha will not do men who have bigger egos than male parts.

 

Things you might see at an NRA convention……

A group of neo nazis huddling together giving the zieg heil to all who enter.

A Photo of Satan with his most recent “trophy” slung over his rifle.

A stuffed Charlton Heston Perched and poised to kick your ass if you try to take his gun away

Clint Eastwood asking did he fire one shot or two?

A portrait of Hillary and Elizabeth, shot guns in hand, and aimed at thier spouses.

A very Butch female cop approaching your car, with her saying….” Make my Day.”

Mitt Romney looking over his shoulder to be sure Satan is not following him.

Folks, these are things we hope sheep never have to see at any convention, much less one for the NRA. Bertha and puppy are prepared to come with produce, chastity belts, just in case a southerner gets aroused by Bertha or squash.

 

 

 

About cruisepuppy7452a

50/D/F, who is a college grad, former associate producer/marketing agent for an indy film co. I have also worked as a caterer/chef. Currently in the process of writing 2 books, one humor and the other is a cookbook. What makes me tick is fighting for the little guy. Nothing makes my more angry than a bully who attacks the elderly, disabled, poor, middle class or unemployed. Some question my sanity or motives. I am totally sane, and my motives are pure. I do what is right, I give back and try to help make this world a better place for all. Ted Kennedy once called my ideas crazy and that was when I knew I was on the right track. Apparently he only did so to those whom he respected. As payback to him and his family I will continue to fight for the little guy, until someone tells me a sheep has replaced me. Only then, as I respect sheep, they are good people. My blog is to discuss issues, question everything and get people asking questions and thinking outside of the box. I am a defender of the people, thier rights and civil liberties and will continue the good fight until nobody is seen as bad, evil, perverse, or other. Its the same bus, there is no first class, . Its your choice. Back to the sheep. Like the sheep in my novel, I am laid back, easy going, have a sense of humor and am easily entertained. Some expect the ususal nonsense. Read the blog and it becomes apparent who I am. I do hope to one day run for political office. I have seen what ego does, how power and money corrupt, and religion can cause harm
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