I just heard that Mitt Romney got the endorsement of both W and his father. OK, we sheep can deal with that, but when we heard that Satan also endorsed him? We just cried. He is now Satan’s BEAAAATCH. Meaning he has to watch over his shoulder all the time, and for god sakes, he cannot go bird hunting with him. Just say NO Mitt.
Sheep are nobody’s fools and for sure we are nobody’s bitch. Nobody owns us, tells us what to do, how to think, act, or behave. Roots is over and the farmers were given the boot. Sheep have our own minds and we know what we will put up with. Bertha knows that when she wants to go our on the town, only she can dress herself. When Puppy needs his fix, he goes to the produce mart and buys what he needs, some dip for later and kills two birds with one turnip.
There is a problem with being someone’s bitch that sheep do not like. For starters, you are never again your own person. You sell your soul to the devil for a fast buck, or promotion and you never are respected again. But worse, they own you. They own your behind, your boobs, you no longer have the right to think, speak your mind, just say NO.
Mitt, what were you thinking? Oy if only he had taken the time to have a romp with carrots to clear his mind. Puppy said it does wonders for him. Bertha said she would have gladly given him a floor show to smack some sense into him. Of course he may have been brain damaged and blind afterwards, but it might have been worth it.
Henrietta said Satan is just sitting back on his perch, waiting. He and his shit eating grin are sipping fine scotch, and preparing the puppet strings. Not even Gepetto can help him now. You will see him speak like Satan, act like Satan, do things only Satan would do to our troops and economy.
People thought he was gone with the loss of the election. HA, He thought he had the soul of Obamma too but he forgot, “O”boy is street. Nobody tells him what to do. The boy has game. Romney may have money but he will never have game. Puppy has game, Bertha has game, Romney is just his BEAAATCH. He will always only be his bitch. Doctors had their chance too. Satan whispered in their ears….” I know where you live.” They had no choice but to give him that heart. It’s amazing what can make some people go against their ethics. We think that he also offered up a hunting trip. We all know what happened with that one.
Mitt, all we can say is…. You should have had the romp with carrots.