Sheep are excited. They are waiting to see what will be covered under the Obamma health care plan. Bertha desperately needs new implants and a good wax. Puppy is suffering from excess, the cause? Produce. Henrietta wants to get her tushy lifted and I really need a new nose.
There are many who think such things should not be paid for. They see this as frivolous. No Gertrude, having one’s Pitts botoxed is frivolous, having your dogs behind toxed is frivolous, but ours is a necessity. Remember, we are trans gendered sheep. Do you really want to see a sagging tush with no push? Or a sheep with drooping floatation devices? Or my nose which has grown? We did not think so. If COCO can have hers refilled, we surely can have ours done.
But the groups who are in opposition assume this all must somehow be connected abortion. HOW? Unless that fetus has a serious issue with testosterone in the womb? I don’t think so. Or if its behind is sagging pre birth and it needs a new wax or nose job? HOW can this possibly be related to abortion? Even the dog says this is reaching. Let us guess, its OK for strange women to devour the after birth of their young and call it vitamin therapy, but for us to get our treatments is wrong? In what perverse world do you humans want to eat your after birth? That is just too much even for sheep to fathom.
Some of these right wingers need a good romp with carrots. It does wonders for the complexion, clears the mind and gives you that wonderful after glow. That should be part of OBAMMA Care. Hey, carrots are natural, the side effects cannot be beat and you can have a crudites platter for latter with drinks. What more can you ask from a health benefit?
Bertha also needs new hooves, as she has developed hammer toes. She cannot fit into her shoes and has to walk on her heels. If she bends over, she lets the world see her fanny as she cannot remain stable. The woman needs a wax, it’s not a pretty sight. Sasquatch has less fur. If this could be covered for all think of how many beautiful bodies we would see on a beach? Men, come on, you claim you want bronzed beauties in a thong. How can they be attractive if they are sagging and hairy? Cover this Mr. President.
Puppy’s issues with produce are much worse than we thought. He needs rehab for addiction. If they cover people like Paris Hilton, surely they can cover those with omelet issues. If humans had access, there would be less Chinese on the menu. The Poo Poo Platter would become obsolete too. Of course there will always be those who do this on the down low.
Obamma Care has to cover the masses. It has to cover anyone in need. Bertha wants nails covered too. Ya might not get that one sister, but you could get wacky weed covered. Bertha is cool with that. We saw her stoned once. The woman smoked so much wacky weed she developed the munchies and thought she was riding a Harley. No dear, that was the chandelier at a fancy restaurant you jumped. She made quite the scene. But her vision was great. Her wig ended up backwards and she lost her bra. Do we want to know how you lost your bra? Bertha says it happened when she propositioned a police officer. Did he arrest you? Bertha is saying her took her digits and took her to dinner.
The benefits outweigh the negatives with his plan. Better health care, affordable, so much will be covered and you won’t need that nasty after taste to get it. Bertha, tell us you did not have to go there to get a wax? She winked at us. The masses who object would also object to people who do goats. Hey, whatever works for them, so long as we don’t have to have a BBQ after wards, its OK with us. If we end up having to use Nair and a vac um we will know who to blame.
Coco, those inflatables might not be fixable if this does not pass. Poor girl, she will end up looking like a waddling cat. On the bright side, it will keep many of us from having crossed eyes. Lack of neutering, not the implants, that just causes a chipped tooth, suffocation, blindness, and whiplash. In the mean time we sheep are preparing for the worst. Bertha has the vacuum ready to inflate her implants, hen has chains to life her tushy and puppy has the bicycle pump in case they ban produce. What ever works guys.