Sheep Address Middle Class vs. The Robber Class….

We know the middle class has issues, don’t we all? But their issues are not the same as those of the wealthy or what some refer to as the robber class. Robbers worry if their war paint is on too light, if their cellulite is visible, or if they need yet another face lift. Oy, such vapid worries.They worry if they need to replace the interior of their homes for the seventh time, if they are using last year’s antiques, if they can get the pent house suite in hotels, not the presidential suite as that is too tacky. They want their behinds kissed, and their names on rag magazines. They cannot function without the praise and spotlight. SUCH DRAMA QUEENS! They refuse to pay taxes or anything in keeping with the middle class or rest of us. God forbid if they are caught with their pants down and they were drunk or high at the time of arrest. : “We were not driving this car, it was the chihuahua.” Yes, blame the dog, poor thing gets kicked around more than the maid. Just once we would like to yell to them. “TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELVES.!”

Or there are the kind who must live in the Hampton’s or be seen there, Michigan isn’t good enough we suppose, too many tourists? Sheep are tired of having to call them out, our book outlines some of their behaviors. Sorry dears, pimping your kids out for profit isn’t working.  Beng a prima donna does not qualify as work. Sure it takes money to look that cheap, but being a whining, cry baby if your Dom Perignon isn’t cold enough is no reason to refuse to pay your taxes or what the rest of us pay. Do they realize if the economy goes bust, so do their implants? Hello.

Sheep have a lot of respect for middle class humans, and we really like the unemployed, out of work, single moms and dads, divorced parents who struggle to make ends meet. We adore the elderly, and disabled, can’t live without the gay community. WHY? Unlike the robber class, the rest of us are down to earth, know what it means to try to make ends meet. Bertha and Henrietta understand sometimes, we just have to do without until we can afford something. The dog knows, there are days he must go without produce and tough out his omelet issues cold turkey.

The thing is this, when the going gets tough, we don’t whine, well, maybe a little. We embrace what we have, make good use of it, go to places that are wonderful without fakery. Bertha loves going to farmers markets to get her avocados for her masks, lemons for her fur, and discount stores for her fake lashes. We know we have to fight for what is ours, protect what others want to strip away, and stick together. While sheep need pedicures, we have learned to bend over without falling over to paint our toes. We have learned how to cook, clean, type, balance a checkbook without pimping our kids out. We are not lazy, enjoy free concerts in the parks, where we can let our fur fly. Though Bertha has been banned in a few. She took that a bit too far, and some are still in recovery.

But human issues should not have a class, as last we checked, unless you were from a stud farm? You are all humans to us. Some of you just need to get over yourselves and realize you are no better than the dog.  Middle class and unemployed got over themselves long ago. They know blaming the chihuahua is just tacky and dog abuse. If you are drunks, admit it, and go to AA. Ch-CHIi places that pass themselves off are nothing more than glorified spas. Shame on you.  Do middle class parents reprimand their kids with new cars if they break curfew? That is a big NO. The robber class send theirs out for cleaning, and off to Europe to find themselves. Honey, if they don’t know who or where they are by now, you won’t fix them with vacations.

Middle class folks, unemployed, we love you and support you. Elderly, disabled and gays? We will fight, for your rights,…… to PARTY, sorry, we had to throw that in. Bertha, was that your idea? It was the dog’s? Ok, enough Beasty Boys, they get the picture, and who has their backs.

 

About cruisepuppy7452a

50/D/F, who is a college grad, former associate producer/marketing agent for an indy film co. I have also worked as a caterer/chef. Currently in the process of writing 2 books, one humor and the other is a cookbook. What makes me tick is fighting for the little guy. Nothing makes my more angry than a bully who attacks the elderly, disabled, poor, middle class or unemployed. Some question my sanity or motives. I am totally sane, and my motives are pure. I do what is right, I give back and try to help make this world a better place for all. Ted Kennedy once called my ideas crazy and that was when I knew I was on the right track. Apparently he only did so to those whom he respected. As payback to him and his family I will continue to fight for the little guy, until someone tells me a sheep has replaced me. Only then, as I respect sheep, they are good people. My blog is to discuss issues, question everything and get people asking questions and thinking outside of the box. I am a defender of the people, thier rights and civil liberties and will continue the good fight until nobody is seen as bad, evil, perverse, or other. Its the same bus, there is no first class, . Its your choice. Back to the sheep. Like the sheep in my novel, I am laid back, easy going, have a sense of humor and am easily entertained. Some expect the ususal nonsense. Read the blog and it becomes apparent who I am. I do hope to one day run for political office. I have seen what ego does, how power and money corrupt, and religion can cause harm
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