It became clear after building the ARK, the boss wants us to outsource building and what would be union labor. Sheep refuse to sell our brothers and sisters out. We won’t sell out those who lost jobs to China and Pakistan or Mexico. Sometimes, you just need a good sheep to get things done right. The dog and Bertha are giving us the thumbs up. Sheep make up a vast percentage of the unemployed. We have had to do without pedicures, manicures, implants, waxings, no mint jelly and have had enough.
The dog rallied the troops to conduct the mother of all rallies to get our jobs back. Bertha went full frontal, and Henrietta sported tasteful if not elegant Armani. Having the outsiders try to design attire, homes, shoes or other for sheep is asking for it. We have special needs. We do not ask for much, but are entitled to have our products made here in the USA. Farms are nice, but you just can’t get that same effervescence Americans bring to the table. We pay a little more, but what we get back is peace of mind, quality and service. You just don’t get that with outsourcing.
Sheep like knowing our workers beat to the tune of their own drummers, that when duty calls, they take care of business. Corporate CEo’s may like the cheap labor, but they miss out on that human touch. Human touch is more important than dollars. You cannot buy it, trade it, sell it. Yet politicos who are tied to the corporations, outsourcing, refuse to put our people back to work. When the Ark was built, we didn’t wait to get permission to build it, we just forged ahead using our own people.
Yes, there were hormonal primates going through the change, and we had a few rogue sheep who chose to sunbathe in the nude. We even had a canine union head who refused to cow tow to a stubborn, greedy head honcho. But, we got it done. It was far beyond the one built back during yesteryear, and exceeded everyone’s expectations. Bertha still is banned from working for the Head Honcho, who to this day needs contact lenses to protect his eyes from the glare. Somehow, I think the guy was perv, but was in the closet. We all have issues, but I digress. Had we had others do this Ark can you imagine the calls back to customer service? The dog wants to hear how that might have gone….
Customer Service” Hello, who are we speaking with?’ The dog replied he was working on an Ark and needed a part that was missing. Customer service:” what is this Ark you are building, we don’t have a code in your system online for that.” The dog replied, ” It’s an ark, boat, things that The Boss ordered.” Customer service:’ May we speak to the boss please before we may proceed with your order?’ The dog looked at me and then at Bertha. I got on the phone to speak with this customer service guy. ‘ Hello, we are missing a part for our Ark, we need you to send it before we can proceed.” It was obvious we had a verbal dis connect. If this was one of ours, the part would have been there, no issues. Then we had a computer glitch. Sheep don’t type fast enough to keep up with the Chinese. We try, but our hooves won’t allow it. We pressed on: ” Helloo, you want a code for this part, but Honcho doesn’t give those.” Customer service replied. ” No code, not part.” Bertha got online and read him the riot act. ” Listen Frenchie, we have a vessel that needs a part, it has no code, and we cannot proceed without it.” She went on. ” May we speak with your boss please?’ The agent got the boss online to no avail. Thier only means of working is to do what they know. Americans fly by the seat of our pants, and if its not right, or there, we improvise.
We spoke to a sheep to get the part, his interview went like this…
Sheep Order Fulfillment Agent:” Bertha, my girl, what do you need?” He was a total gentleman. Bertha went on in sheep speak. ” Ernie, I need whatsis to go into a whosea mawhatis, that makes the hum dinger go whee!” Ernie stopped a second, realizing what she needed for the Ark. ” Oh, we have one of those, let’s get a guy to bring it to you.” Easy and no codes. American labor, don”t you love it? The part came, and the Ark was sailing smoothly. All it took was a little sheep finesse, something you cannot outsource, or buy. CEO’s are you paying attention?
Our rally was met with robo cops, which Bertha met head on. Literally. Nothing stops that girl, and the dog proceeded with his signs and yells of ” SHEEP NEED JOBS, Outsourcing does not work.” Enough said.